thevoicecalledcheesecake:

In case you still don’t understand how badly women have had it, when anaesthetic was first invented doctors weren’t allowed to give it to women who were giving birth because the church said that the pain of childbirth was God punishing women for not being men

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gleak:

being high or drunk in public like

imagethey know”

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iguanamouth:

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i read that as lions

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remember who you are

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slomps:

it’s not that I can’t take selfies, selfies can’t take me

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demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

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wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

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thiccbitch:

people need to understand that some people just don’t like talking it has nothing to do with u so don’t take it personally like some people just aren’t talkers and they’ll probably never text u first or initiate a conversation and it’s not because they don’t like u it’s just that they don’t think to say anything bc they’re comfortable with not saying anything

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hokagee:

today i was yelling at my sister outside and a fucking cherry blossom petal landed in my mouth which shut me up and my sister said, “The anime gods have silenced you”

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cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

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cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

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adamusprime:

did you know that “friends” stands for:

  • feebee
  • rachel
  • it’s joey
  • everyone is friends
  • nonica
  • dross
  • shandler

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virginitity:

how i seduce men

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